Totally fucking badass shit

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Spacey, Dudicon and I (Whimemsz) will need to add more detail to this soon. And anyone else who wants to. But the page was just begging to be created.

However, if you add a new category, then goddammit put it in proper alphabetical order! I'm sick of having to rearrange all the categories because you people don't know your ABC's. -Cev

An actual, real, totally-not-made-up picture of a LIVE GIANT SQUID. Holy. Fucking. God.
  • The idea of a coffee table book titled "TOTALLY FUCKING BADASS SHIT, VOL. I"
  • Archaea
  • Arga unga hackare
  • Aymara
  • Brutally beating that fucker Dan Brown to death
  • Bukkake
  • Cajun french
  • Carnivorous plants (especially the mouse-eating ones)
  • Chrono Cross
  • Chrono Trigger
  • Cone Snails
  • Cuttlefish
  • Cynoscephalae and the Fall of Macedonia
  • СЧЯΙŁŁΙС ŁЗЗГ
  • Disney's rendition of "A Night On Bald Mountain"
  • Domokun
  • Doomsday Device of "T3h"
  • The Gaydex
  • Giant mushrooms
  • Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn (The Icelandic Phallological Museum)
  • The Holy Prepuce
  • Japanese typewriters
  • Jlyne's sexy voice
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  • Kelp forests
  • Klaus Nomi
  • Klein Bottles
  • Langton's ant
  • Man-Eating Baboons
  • Moebius Bands
  • Ninjas
  • Nutella... Jesus Christ is that shit good
  • Octopus beaks
  • Orcas hunting blue whales
  • OTTERS
  • Pickles
  • Prairie dog language
  • Quinqueremes
  • Robots - need I say more?
  • Security guards
  • Space Dracula
  • Sperm whale / Giant squid fighting
  • Squid mating
  • Superstring theory (it's passé in the physics world now, but anything involving multiple dimensions, correct or not, is automatically totally fucking badass)
  • Sex
  • TEA
  • Tesseracts
  • .tk URLs
  • The part in The Thing when that guy's head fucking splits in half and he picks that other guy off the ground with his tongue and starts fucking chewing on him with his blood-spewing skull...
  • The Trans-Siberian Orchestra
  • The word fnoj /fnoj/
  • Whale Communication
  • Yakuza
  • ???????
  • PROFIT!